Paging Dr. Doolittle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I really need to talk with Dr. Doolittle. Animals have an obsession with my car...especially in the mornings. Most mornings I have suicidal birds that dive in front of my car and scare the daylights out of me. Thankfully I usually don't hit them. This morning was different. As I drove Anthony to lifting I noticed that a cow was out of its pasture and eating in someone's front yard...we laughed and figured that they notified the farmer for help. Wrong! On my way home from dropping Anthony off...There were two baby deer standing in the road. I had to stop and honk for them to move. All went well. Further up the road I see a cow running toward me in the opposite lane! I stopped (can you imagine the damage it could do?!). It runs in front of my car and stands on the side of the road. I proceed, with caution, and it starts to race me! I stop...it stops. I start to drive and it again begins to race me but then suddenly jumps the guardrail! It's leg got stuck but then it got over with no problem. What the heck! I bet none of you can say you raced a cow! haha
I think I need to spray my car with animal repellent! lol